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Buyers beware: the 22cm Laboratory Misfit Fugglers are funny-ugly monsters that will ruin your life and warm your heart with their mischievous antics and straight-up bonkers appearance.
Our world leading Fuggler research lab attempted to tame some Fugglers with some harmless experimentation, but one little experiment went a bit wrong and the Fugglers saw their chance for escape (I don't know why we bother). These mischievous Fugglers broke out of their test tubes, made a mess everywhere and escaped from the lab. Now they're wreaking havoc everywhere they go and creating even more of a mess than normal with their wacky colours and weird markings.
As the Fugglers were escaping the lab, Old Tooth tripped into a vat of pink and orange chemicals which has now has dyed its fur into a messy tie-dye pattern. With squinting eyes and bearing its gruesome human-like teeth, this Fuggler looks more like Whacky Tooth rather than Old Tooth.
You can recognise these creepy creatures with their signature BUTT-on hole, human-like teeth, vacant eyes and disturbing demeanour.
Take a hot second to consider why you are actively sabotaging your own happiness. If you still think it’s a good idea to adopt a Fuggler (don’t say we didn’t warn you), then make sure you choose wisely. If you do find one that repulses you less than the others, be quick as you may never get a chance to adopt that Fuggler again. Be sure to choose wisely and pick the Fuggler that repulses you the least… or most – we won’t judge your lifestyle choices.
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